{"product_id":"alien-dojo-invasion-womans-t-shirt","title":"Alien Dojo Invasion Woman's T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlien Dojo Invasion™ – Women's Short Sleeve Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack in the day, martial artists would travel from school to school, testing skills and challenging rival dojos in what became known as **dojo invasions**. Fast forward to today, and the rumors are even stranger.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat if the next dojo invasion isn't coming from across town...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat if it's coming from across the galaxy?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe **Alien Dojo Invasion™** collection imagines a world where extraterrestrials have secretly arrived on Earth—not for world domination, but to master martial arts. Armed with black belts and an insatiable appetite for technique, these visitors have one mission:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**\"Take Us To Your Sensei.\"**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing three mysterious martial arts aliens standing ready for training, this design blends old-school martial arts lore with modern UFO conspiracy culture. It's the perfect shirt for practitioners who appreciate the history of martial arts, enjoy a good sci-fi joke, and know that every gym eventually gets that one new student who seems almost *too* talented.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're drilling armbars, practicing kata, or just debating what really happened at Area 51, this tee lets everyone know you're ready for the next great invasion—one round at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**Alien Dojo Invasion™**\u003cbr\u003e*When the visitors arrive, they don't want your planet... they want your black belt.* 👽🥋🛸\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Jawn Jitsu Shop","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53143317020783,"sku":"1544486_10187","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53143317053551,"sku":"1544486_10188","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53143317086319,"sku":"1544486_10189","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53143317119087,"sku":"1544486_10190","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53143317151855,"sku":"1544486_10191","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53143317184623,"sku":"1544486_10192","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":53143317217391,"sku":"1544486_46556","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":53143317250159,"sku":"1544486_46557","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":53143317282927,"sku":"1544486_46558","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53143317315695,"sku":"1544486_46559","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53143317348463,"sku":"1544486_46560","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53143317381231,"sku":"1544486_46561","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0623\/2932\/3631\/files\/womens-relaxed-t-shirt-black-front-6a11326655346.jpg?v=1779511926","url":"https:\/\/jawnjitsu.com\/products\/alien-dojo-invasion-womans-t-shirt","provider":"The Jawn Jitsu Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}