Train hard. Question everything. Roll with a sense of humor.
If your favorite pastime is chasing submissions and poking fun at internet conspiracy theories, this shirt was made for you.
Featuring a striking split-face portrait inspired by the tongue-in-cheek "lizard people" conspiracy trope, this design pairs bold artwork with the phrase:
"I Train Jiu Jitsu... Of Course I Do My Own Research."
Set against a dramatic White House backdrop, the design blends martial arts culture with over-the-top conspiracy humor for a conversation-starting tee that's sure to get laughs on and off the mats.
Whether you're headed to open mat, a tournament, the gym, or just hanging out with friends, this shirt lets everyone know you don't take yourself—or conspiracy theories—too seriously.
Features
• Premium-quality graphic with vivid, high-contrast artwork
• Large front print designed to stand out
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
• Perfect for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioners, MMA fans, wrestlers, and lovers of satire
• Great gift for teammates, coaches, and anyone who appreciates absurd conspiracy humor
Disclaimer: This design is intended as parody and satire. It humorously references a well-known conspiracy theory and is not meant to make factual claims about any real person.
Train. Laugh. Roll. Do your own "research." 🥋🦎
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
