I'm a Black Belt... Of Course, I Believe Lizard People Walk Amongst Us
There's something that happens after years of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Somewhere between your first stripe and your black belt, you stop questioning whether someone can choke you unconscious... and start questioning everything else.
The moon landing? Hmm...
Bigfoot? Probably.
Area 51? Definitely hiding something.
Lizard People secretly running the world? Well... have you ever actually checked?
This shirt is for the black belts who've spent thousands of hours mastering leverage, pressure, and human behavior—and who aren't afraid to entertain the idea that maybe the weird guy on the internet is onto something.
Featuring a stone-faced reptilian black belt standing beneath an ominous UFO, this design proudly declares what every conspiracy-loving grappler already knows:
"I'm a Black Belt... Of Course I Believe Lizard People Walk Amongst Us."
Whether you're rolling at open mat, hanging around after class debating government cover-ups, or explaining to white belts why birds might actually be surveillance drones, this shirt lets everyone know you're equally dangerous with a rear naked choke and an internet rabbit hole.
Perfect For:
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🥋 Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belts
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🛸 UFO enthusiasts
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🦎 Conspiracy theory collectors
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🤣 The teammate who always says, "I'm just asking questions."
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🎁 Anyone whose YouTube recommendations have become a little... suspicious
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in teammates asking if your professor is also a lizard person. We recommend neither confirming nor denying the allegations.
Jawn Jitsu — Because every black belt eventually masters two things: Jiu Jitsu... and at least one conspiracy theory.
